MARY ANN BARNES
Mary Ann Barnes, she's the queen of all the acrobats.
She can do the tricks that'll give a guy the shits.
She can shoot green beans from her fundamental orifice,
Do a triple somersault and catch 'em on her tits.
She's a great big sonofa bitch, twice as big as me.
She's got hair on her ass like the branches on a tree.
She can shoot, drink, fight, fuck, Fly a plane and drive a truck.
She's the kinda girl that's gonna marry me!

Sheeeeees Special Forces, Ranger, Airborne Infantry, And Mike Force tooooooooooo.

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