MARY ANN BARNES
Mary Ann Barnes, she's the queen of all the acrobats.
She can do the tricks that'll give a guy the shits.
She can shoot green beans from her fundamental orifice,
Do a triple somersault and catch 'em on her tits.
She's a great big sonofa bitch, twice as big as me.
She's got hair on her ass like the branches on a tree.
She can shoot, drink, fight, fuck, Fly a plane and drive
She's the kinda girl that's gonna marry me!
Sheeeeees Special Forces, Ranger, Airborne Infantry,
And Mike Force tooooooooooo.