by Big John

I remember the day about and around 1966 when I'd just completed Basic Training at Fort Ord, CA when I went on into San Fransico to see all the girls who were in lust with me.  Of course that included the world famous topless dancer Carol Doda who I'm sure had 52 DD's at the time.  Naturally we all had sex and thay had to line up to get a hump on me.   Also naturally none of them remember to this very day since it was a CLANDESTINE OPERATION on acounta I didn't get no leave then and had to report directly to my next duty station for AIT. ROFLMAO !

Will the next liar step up to the microphone and state his name, rank and serial number, please?