THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

 

Six married men

 

will be dropped

 

on an island

 

with


 

1 car and 3 kids each,

for 6 weeks.
 

Each kid plays two sports
and either takes music or dance classes.

 

There is no access to fast food.
 

 

Each man must
take care of his kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
etc.

 

The men only have
access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and ..
 

 

there is NO REMOTE
 
 

The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.



 

They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
*
and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of broccoli.
 
 
 The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
 

The last man wins
only if..
 

 

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
 
 
 If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again for the next 18-25 years ...

 
 
 eventually earning the right to be called

 

"Mother."