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Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's
restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE |
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins
Library,
Duke
University,
Durham,
NC
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If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's
Pizza,
Washington,
DC
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Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop
off Route 81,
West Virginia
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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The
Bayou,
Baton Rouge,
LO |
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No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's
Room
Linda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill,
NC
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At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's
House of Coffee and Tea,
Tucson,
AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written
in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg,
AZ
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Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's
restroom
The Filling Station,
Bozeman,
MT
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If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York,
New York.
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If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's
restroom
House of Representatives,
Washington,
DC
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over
one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's,
Phoenix,
AZ
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You're too good for him.
Sign over
mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills,
CA.
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No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over
mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills,
CA
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