Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.

Angelina says:
"Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppe he always picka his nose

ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."

The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top??
What have you gotta say fora yourself?"

Giuseppe says,
"Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,

I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.

I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:
Number one,

you always keepa your nose clean.

ana number two, never screw up."