Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.
"Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppe he always picka his nose
ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top??
What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
"Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.
I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:
you always keepa your nose clean.
ana number two, never screw up."