Dear Electric Customer,
 
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent
price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big
company and you will pay what we tell you. We have the power, you need the
power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture
to help outline our response.
 
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
 
Sincerely,
 
The Electric Company