Dear Electric Customer,

 

Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent

price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big

company and you will pay what we tell you. We have the power, you need the

power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture

to help outline our response.

 

Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!

 

Sincerely,

 

The Electric Company