1. "Why did I
marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"
2. "Holy crap, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.
3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub
and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"
5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"
6. "Wow!! I could'a had a V8!!"