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      Do people call you Fatty?

      Do people call you Baldy?

      Do people call you Ugly?

      Do people call you Shorty?

      Do people call you Stupid?

      Do people call you Loser?

    Are you over 30, 40, 50, or even 60 or 

    Are you a Tired Old Freight Dawg?? 

Worst of all, have the women lost interest in you?

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