New version of Twas the Night...

 
T'was two weeks til Christmas,
 
And all through the house,
 
Not a creature was stirring,
 
Not even a mouse.

 
Saddam was all snuggled down in his hole,
 
Dreaming of 70 virgins he would get for his soul.
 
Uday and Qusay had already been capped,
 
And laid in the ground for their long dirt nap.

 
When outside his hole there arose such a clatter,
 
Saddam didn't need to look up, to see what was the matter.
 
When the door was thrown open, what did appear,
 
A United States soldier saying, "Oh, Look what we have here".

 
The Soldier turned and called his buddies by name,
 
Come Smith, come Brown, come Jones and James,
 
Come Moore, come Green , come Cox and McClain!
 
Here is the coward they call Hussein.

 
They whisked him away into the night,
 
The once powerful dictator wouldn't even fight.
 
You could hear the soldiers exclaim as they drove out of sight,
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!