Special Notice
from Carnival Cruise Lines



Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
that a lot of entertainers had promised
to leave the country
if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind
We have a Special Offer
for those who still want to keep their promise.

Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg

Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise,

please dispose of all US assets,
and report to Florida
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise


which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt

at no extra charge

to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor

a Farewell Parade in your honor

through Palm Beach,

and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay . .
at least four more years

Since you advocate strict gun control
you may not bring any

Staffing your voyage is

Bill Clinton

Al Gore
cruise director

Gore Loves you.

Monica Lewinsky
recreation director

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Ted Kennedy
lifeguard/emergency procedures director

Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as intern coordinator

If you have any questions
about making arrangements for your homes,
friends, and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children
while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money
and your furnishings
until you return.

Bon Voyage!

Is this a great country or what!