First, I want to pass on my condolences
to the people of New York and all
Americans that are hurting in this tragic
time. You can rest assured that
anything and everything that can be done
to assure the safety of our country
will be done. This is the greatest
country in the world and we will get
through this trying time. Now is
the time for all people to set aside our
petty differences and show the world that
no one or nothing can destroy the
fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy,
I say this:
Are you fucking kidding me? Are
the turbans on your heads wrapped too
tight? Have you gone too long without
a bath? Do you not know who you are
fucking with? Americans are so hungry
to kill, that we shoot at each other
every day. We will relish that opportunity
for new targets for our
aggression.
Have you forgotten history? What
happened to the last people that started
fucking around with us? Remember
the little yellow bastards over in Japan?
We slapped them all over the Pacific and
roasted about 2 million of them in
their own back yard. That's what
we in America call a big ass barbecue.
Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder
why it's so big? Because we wanted
it that way. Mexico started jacking
around with the Alamo and now they cut
our lawns.
England? We sent them packing.
Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with
the good 'ole USA. The only reason
he got away the first time is because
it's too hard to shoot someone when
you're doubled over laughing at them.
Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh
and shoot at the same time. Now
he couldn't stop a pack of Trust us,
Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty
litter box. Go ahead and try to hide,
Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep
enough or a mountain high enough that's
going to keep your camel riding asses
safe. We will bomb every inch of the
country that harbors him, his camps and
any place that looks and even smells
like he was there.
Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on
people that have pissed us off in
the past. This is America.
We kick ass. This is what we do.
Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks
are coming and very soon we will
smoke your sorry asses.
God bless America!